Watch out everyone, @Somizi is running out of PATIENTS...

Errr... @Somizi? I see you new to twitter and all, I mean we can see that because you've not been able to load an avatar (Like a profile pic).... But rule number one about tweeting #BraggingTweets is to at least get the spelling right!

Watch out everyone, Somizi is running out of PATIENTS - Hahahahah!

ps. It's patience munt'om'nyama (Black person)...

Laugh out Loud with @LuloCafe

Yeah, the famous DJ who's not so funny seems to be always on happy pills...  check this out

So now you know, if you having a dull day, take whatever @LuloCafe is on and search for the word "djs" on Facebook.... LOL!

ps. Always tweet and think, and not the other way around, it always makes my day #EvilGrin

Monday night round up - The TOP 5 (In all their glory)

Ok! So we back, finally. Haven't done this since last Thursday/Friday morning. No excuse really, but you'll notice the blog looks slightly different now. Yeah that's what we've been doing.

Anyway... before wasting anymore of you time. Let's kick off today's top 5, in no particular order (I like to let you decide the order)

1. Ok first up, it's our favourite celebrity, Yo Gal B*  - Being her dumb self as usual.

Ok when I saw this I was like: huh? Is she serious?? Ehem... Bonang, just because you can't kiss and you happen to be black (and slightly dumb), it doesn't mean every other black person can't!

2.  And then @Anele had a 'smart' revelation about following people on twitter.

Talk about hypocrisy! Here's a person with 10608 followers telling us how good it is to follow people on twitter when she only follows 402 of them. *SMH* And when does she get time to follow people when she tweets 5 tweets per minute?


3. Then @DavidKau1, South Africa's renowned comedian cracked a "Not so Funny one"

 

Bungee Jumping into a boardroom? By his standards, I expected to atleast smile when I read this one.

4. HAHHAHAH, Sorry I had to do that because this one just killed me, @Anele AGAIN!

Huh? Taking a bath and BIG things poppin? Is she telling she's farting in the bath? Wakakaka - Someone please help me understand this some, it was tweeted at 10pm btw...


5. And how could I forget the Twitter Celebrity fight of the day? Yeah, the Khanyi Mbau vs Primrose Crous.
I almost missed this fight because I've been blocked by certain people, but a kind friend was kind enough to fill me in.

This is what happened. Crous twitpic'd a picture of herself standing next to her Lambo, thankfully she hasn't blocked me so I have the pic. Here.

Yo! then hell broke loose from the ex Mistress (So I hear) lol! and this was her response...

Hahahah, I thought Khanyi was at home relaxing after spending some time at the hospital last week. Hehehhem jealousy really does make people nasty,  ask Khanyi!
Ok, that's it for today, we do this again tomorrow peeps! Later!

Eish @Anele pulls a BLACK one

Remember back in the day when DVD's were just an imagination and we'd watch movies (now called DVD's btw) from TAPES (Video Tapes)? If you remember those days, I'm sure you'll remember tape recorders and stuff. And how you used to "Tape" songs from MetroFM.

So while on her normal tweeting spree, @Anele had a black moment, check it out.

 Errr... Anele, I think it's called RECORDING! So maybe if you set your PVR to RECORD instead TAPE you'd be enjoying you some Ryan on Oprah lol!

Till later peeps, oh and thanks for following on twitter, you de best!

PS. Hope I don't get blocked again ;-)

Wednesday night round up: The Top 5

Before you start judging me and say I'm picking on Bonang, follow her on twitter if you're not already and pay attention to her tweets, you'll see she's always got something 'funny' to say.

So with that aside, this my first round up of the day's dumb Celeb tweets: and Guess what? Yo Gal B tops, again.

Today's top 5 (In no particular order)

1. @Bonang_M aka Bonang Matheba aka Yo Gal B

Don't you always? I mean look like a bug?


2.  @LuloCafe

So some people had problems loading their avatars on Twitter today, I didn't notice because I don't have an avatar for my twitter account yet. Anyway Lulo Cafe, one of South Africa's hottest House DJ's found this very funny and started a hashtag topic #noavatarweek and this is some of the cr*p he thought was very funny.

Like seriously dude, let David Kau do the jokes and you can do the background music.

3. @DJSbuOnline aka Mr RT every quote found on the internet

Ever noticed how Celebs only follow other celebs? Honestly I used to get pissed that when you followed these celebs (Whom we make Celebs btw) they never follow back. So I decided to check out who Sbudah follows and to my shock, I found out the ninja follows pornstars and escorts lol, like seriously?????

If you wanna see for yourself, here's a link - http://twitter.com/djsbuonline/following?page=1309331063637763990


Now you know why Celebs don't follow you, hahahaha!

4. @ZwaiBala aka The Guy from TKZEE

2010 must come again? 2010? Like 2010 the year? This is such a black thing to say hahahaha, I know what he means anyway.


5. @LuloCafe, yes I know, again.

Hahahha, Lulo still having fun, like what's the joke about not having an avatar?? Please someone help????

@Bonang_M at it again, speaking sh*t as always

What more can i say about this woman, everything she says on twitter is about what the person standing next to smells like, like who the f***k cares??

Here's yet another one of dumb tweets

What more can I say? I don't even know what she's on about...

Oh wait, she wasn't done... here's more

Aaaahm... Bonang? It's Thunda.com not Thunder.com and what does a homeless raccoon look like? you?

Anyway, with Bonang, you'll never see enough dumb tweets...

What's so Kwaaaahahaha about this?

Oh here's one of her favourite tweets...

Hahahhaha, this one takes the crown! funny I think the same about you every time I see you on TV, hahahaha.